The Joker : You see, nobody panics when things go according to plan. Even if the plan is horrifying. If I told people that a gangbanger was going to get shot, or a busload of soldiers was going to get blown up, nobody would panic. Because it's all part of the plan. But tell people that one tiny little mayor is going to die and everyone loses their minds!
Batman : Sometimes, truth isn't good enough, sometimes people deserve more. Sometimes, people deserve to have their faith.
The Joker :You just couldn't let me go could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You truly are incorruptible aren't you? You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness, and I won't kill you, because you're just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.
Batman: You'll be in a padded cell forever.
The Joker : Maybe we can share one. You know, they'll be doubling up, the rate this city's inhabitants are losing their minds.
Batman : This city just showed you that it's full of people ready to believe in good.
The Joker: Until their spirit breaks completely. Until they get a good look at the real Harvey Dent and all the heroic things he's done. You didn't think I'd risk losing the battle for Gotham's soul in a fistfight with you? No. You need an ace in the hole. Mine's Harvey.
Batman : What did you do?
The Joker: I took Gotham's white knight and I brought him down to our level. It wasn't hard. You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!
[the Joker laughs hysterically as Batman races off and the cops come to take the Joker into custody]
The Joker :[to police officer] Do you wanna know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the...little..emotions. And..you see..in their last moments...people show you who they really are. So, in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which one of them were cowards?
Alfred Pennyworth : A long time ago, I was in Burma, my friends and I were working for the local government. They were trying to buy the loyalty of tribal leaders by bribing them with precious stones. But their caravans were being raided in a forest north of Rangoon by a bandit. So we went looking for the stones. But in six months, we never found anyone who traded with him. One day I saw a child playing with a ruby the size of a tangerine. The bandit had been throwing them away.
Bruce Wayne : Then why steal them?
Alfred Pennyworth : Because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
[The Joker pins Batman, in view of The two rigged]
The Joker : We really should stop fighting, well miss The fireworks!
Batman : There aren't going to be any fireworks!
The Joker : And here... we... go!
[Silence. Nothing happens. Confused, Joker turns to look at The
clock, which shows that its past midnight and non of the ferry has
blown up]
Batman : What were you hoping to prove? That, deep down, everyones as
ugly as you? Youre *alone*!
The Joker : [sighs] Cant rely on anyone These days...
[Batman smashes Joker's head into the table]
The Joker : [laughing] You know, when you start a interrogation,
you really shouldn't hit the victim's head first. It might make his mind all fuzzy, hard to remember things, you know?
[Batman smashes his hand, Joker doesn't seem to notice]
The Joker : See...
James Gordon Jr. : Why's he running, Dad?
Lt. James Gordon : Because we have to chase him.
James Gordon Jr. : He didn't do anything wrong.
Lt. James Gordon : Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.
Spoiled
7 hours ago